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Meet my food demons
Ana: You can't eat that.
Ed: If you eat that you could exercise it off...
Me: If I eat that I will not faint.
Ana: But you've got enough energy to burn in the fat on you thighs, your stomach, your neck, your face... Need I go on? Seriously? Have you even looked in the mirror? Is that not enough to get you to refrain from nourishment?
Ed: But you've already burned this much *insert amount* today, it won't hurt...
Me: If I eat that I will not gain any fat, only water weight, because for short period of time my body will use the energy in the food and stop using any and every source of protein it can find —including my cardiac muscle— to maintain my blood glucose.
Ana: You can't eat that.
Ed: If you do eat that, I'll make you eat so much of that your stomach is distended and you hate yourself even more.
Ana: Don't eat that.
Ed: Eat that. Eat all of that, at once.
Ana: Don't eat that.
Me: Shut up Ed. Okay Ana, I love you.
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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via t0-be-or-not-t0-be)

do-he-got-a-bowtie:

dicklover3000:

just because your fandom “has a gif for everything” doesnt mean you should add a gif to everything

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(via mychemical-winchester)

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shut-up-karen:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I just did it

(via ace-anonymous)

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